If You Have Nothing Good To Say

I Live By Three Rules: I Eat When I'm Hungry, Sleep When I'm Tired And Scratch When I Itch.

I Can Be President Of The United States, Or I Can Control Alice. I Cannot Possibly Do Both.

... [woman Suffrage] Has Made Little Difference Beyond Doubling The Number Of Voters. There Is No Woman's Vote As Such. They Divide Up Just About As Men Do.

I Have A Simple Philosophy: Fill What's Empty. Empty What's Full. Scratch Where It Itches.

[on Washington, D.c.:] A Town Of Successful Men And The Women They Married Before They Were Successful.