If You Have To Resort To Violence,

My View Is That To Get Anywhere In Life You Have To Be Anti-social, Otherwise You'll End Up Being Devoured. I've Never Been Particularly Social, Anyway, But If I've Ever Been Rude, Fifty Per Cent Of It Has Usually Been Provoked By Other People's Attitudes. Though I Do Admit, Like Most Celts, I'm Moody. It's Fine Until People Try To Cheer You Up With Gems Like, 'snap Out Of It' Or 'come On, Now'.

If America Had Been Discovered As Many Times As I Have, No One Would Remember Columbus.

The Terrible Beauty Is That In The Brotherhood Of Golf We Are All The Same - Certifiable.

Don't Wait For It To Happen, Don't Even Want It To Happen - Just Watch What Does Happen.

The Irish Seem To Have More Fire About Them Than The Scots.