I'm A Comedian First. I've Learned How

The Quote That I Liked Is"the Moment Of The Baby Boy Is Born Is Taught To Be Tough" I Really Liked This Quote From The Book That Am Reading Because I Think Its The Same In Uae,we Teach Our Baby Boy To Be Strong And To Get Up Without Crying And To Depend On Him Self.

Your Career Is What You're Paid For. Your Calling Is What You're Made For.

To Us, Your Power Comes From One Simple Thing: You’re A Woman, And We Men Will Do Anything Humanly Possible To Impress You So That, Ultimately, We Can Be With You. You’re The Driving Force Behind Why We Wake Up Every Day. Men Go Out And Get Jobs And Hustle To Make Money Because Of Women. We Drive Fancy Cars Because Of Women. We Dress Nice, Put On Cologne, Get Haircuts And Try To Look All Shiny And New For You. We Do All Of This Because The More Our Game Is Stepped Up, The More Of You We Get. You’re The Ultimate Prize To Us.

There Has Been Nothing More Impactful On My Life And Meaningful To Me Than The Introduction Of Christ. That, Hands Down, Blows Away Every Joke I've Ever Written.

I Don't Have Much Of An Attention Span For Tv - I Nod Off During The Basketball Playoffs - But When I Watch 'game Of Thrones' On On Demand, I'm Glued To The Set. It's Mystical And Addictive. Tyrion Lannister, That's My Man.