I'm A Firm Believer That Character Is

I Do Love Comedy, But I'm Not Brave Enough To Tackle A Script Whose Goal Is To Make You Laugh. That's Tough. The Ones That Can Do It, I Tip My Hat Off To Them, But I Don't Have That Kind Of Humor Or Mind.

All Modesty Aside, I Think I'm Good At Reading Scripts. The Way I Read A Script Is As Fast As I Can, All In One Sitting, And I Don't Read Many Of The Stage Directions. I Only Read Enough Stage Directions To Let Me Know Where I Am, Because They're Always So Verbose And Mostly Horseshit. So I Only Read The Dialogue, Which Allows Me To See The Movie In My Mind's Eye In Real Time.

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As An Actor, Early On, You Learn That The Audience Is Never Wrong. And If You Think They Are Wrong, You Need To Find A Different Way To Make A Living. Collectively The Audience Is Smarter Than You Will Ever, Ever Be.

It's Hard To Be Depressed Around A Ukulele. You Just Pick It Up And You're Halfway Home.