I'm A Really Good Swimmer.

When You're Doing An Out-and-out Comedy, The Notion Of Preparing For A Character - I Hope I Don't Reveal Too Much Of Myself Here - But, Uh, No, I'm Not Doing Anything.

I Just Kind Of Have A Comedic Looking Body, I Guess. If Anything I Really Have To Exercise Just To Not Look Too Fudgy, Otherwise I Would Just Keep Going And Going.

I'm Really An Artist Of Feeling. I Like Creating Things When It Feels Right.

There's Nothing Sexy About Orange County.

I Want To Thank Jesus, And By Jesus I Mean Jesus Hernandez, My Bodyguard