I'm A Right-wing Pundit And Have Been

Sometimes I Know The Meaning Of A Word But Am Tired Of It And Feel The Need For An Unfamiliar, Especially Precise Or Poetic Term, Perhaps One With A Nuance That Flatters My Readership's Exquisite Sensitivity.

This Is Not Some Alarmist Orwellian Scenario; It Is Here, Now, Financed By $20 Billion Last Year And $15 Billion More This Year Of Federal Money Appropriated Out Of Sheer Fear. By Creating The Means To Monitor 300 Million Visits To The United States Yearly, This Administration And A Supine Opposition Are Building A System Capable Of Identifying, Tracking And Spying On 300 Million Americans.

By Elevating Your Reading, You Will Improve Your Writing Or At Least Tickle Your Thinking.

Create Your Own Constituency Of The Infuriated.

When Your Government, Employer, Landlord, Merchant, Banker And Local Sports Team Gang Up To Picture, Digitize And Permanently Record Your Every Activity, You Are Placed Under Unprecedented Control.