I'm An Entertainer. I Don't Go Round

The Fundamentalists Are Insistent That They Know Best. It's A Dictatorial Attitude Towards Personal Morality, Which Is A Modern Creation That Came About In The 19th Century.

I Like Comedy, But I Like Comedy As A Device In Drama. It's More Interesting For Me To Use Comedy To Seduce People Into Thinking About Something Serious. If You Want To Hit A Beat In A Drama, You Can Distract People With A Little Comedy, And You Can Punch Them In The Gut With Some Emotion.

I Don't Want To Go Around Making Everyone Else Agree With Me. I Don't Feel The Need To Do That.

People Come Up To Me In Supermarkets And Demand Humour. And The Less Amusing I Am, The More They Piss Themselves. So I Say, "i'm Doing My Shopping, Mate, Ok?" And The Guy Will Be On The Floor In Hysterics. Quite Odd. Eventually I Do Have To Say Something Funny So I Usually Go For Something Pathetic Like, "it's A Nice Place To Shop But I Wouldn't Like To Live Here!" And They Roar Again. Wet Themselves. I'm Lucky Though That I Am Not Massively Famous, I Can Get The Tube Without Much Bother. Must Be Awful Being The Beckhams.

Yeah, All Drama Teachers Are Very Effusive, Very Demonstrative, Very Emotionally Open, Very Big, And Gesticulate A Lot, And Are Very Physical.