I'm Fortunate Enough Not To Be Poor,

I Enjoy Reporting On Triumph Over Tragedy.

That Is All The Perspective You Need!

We Don't Communicate In Full Sentences Anyway. We Don't Need All Those Words.

We Are America; We Don't Torture. And The Moment That Is Not The Case, I Want Off The Train.

I've Never Been In A Focus-group Meeting. I Wonder How Many Anchors Can Say That.