I'm From Israel, So America Has No

It's Better To Be An Octopus Than A Fish. If An Octopus Loses A Tentacle To A Predator, The Octopus Will Survive With Seven Tentacles Left For Itself.

You Need To Eat, But You Don't Really Need To Eat Filet Mignon Every Night Or Buy Bottles Of Champagne At A Thousand A Pop.

Life Is Too Short To Have Anything But Delusional Notions About Yourself.

I Think That Shakespeare Is A S***. Absolute S***! He May Have Been A Genius For His Time, But I Just Can't Relate To That Stuff. "thee And Thous" - The Guy Sounds Like A Faggot.

You And I And Everyone Else Have The Attention Span Of Gnats. And That Means That Saying Or Doing Anything Once Simply Doesn't Work.