I'm Gonna Hump Ya. Like Deputy Dog...

I Don't Think There's Anything Outside What Comedy Can Address.

That Was Liquid Football

I Don't Like Big Feet. It Reminds Me Of Gammon.

People Regurgitate The Same Old Cliches And It Becomes Like A Photocopy Of A Photocopy Of Something That's Vaguely Interesting.

I've Met People Who've Dismissed Me, And Then They Find Out That They Like My Work, And Suddenly Their Attitude Changes Toward Me. And I Think That's Very Funny And Very Human. But It's Also Very Unattractive.