I'm Just A Simple Jewish Boy From

It's A Lot More Fun Being A Critic Than Being The One Criticized.

If They Don't Want To Pay For It, They Can Stop Drinking It.

I'm Confident President Obama Will Continue His Unambiguous Commitment To The Jewish State In His Second Term.

I Was Drafted Into The Army When I Was 19 And Came Out At Age 22. Most People That I Knew Didn't Think They'd Come Home Alive. I Didn't Think I Would Either, So I Was Happy When I Did.

Have You Ever Lived In The Suburbs? It's Sterile. It's Nothing. It's Wasting Your Life.