I'm Not Religious Anymore, But I Think

This World Is Bullshit. And Just Because I Appear In Music Video Wherein I Am In My Underwear, And Make Young Women Feel Not Good Enough So That They Become Anorxeic; And Okay, Maybe Because Of That I Became Popular More Quickly Than Other Singers Who Are, I Don't Know, Maybe More Talented Or Better Songwriters. That Doesn't Matter Because, And... Um... My Boyfriend Is A Magician, And He Can Pull A Quarter Out Of Your Ear And Say Things Like 'we Have Not Met Before Have We?' Go With Yourself.

You Can Tell A Lot About A Person By How Excited They Are To Do The Macarena.

I Guess I Just Prefer To See The Dark Side Of Things. The Glass Is Always Half-empty. And Cracked. And I Just Cut My Lip On It. And Chipped A Tooth.

I Didn't Start Acting Until I Was 27, And That Was Just Through Gary Shandling And Ben Stiller Who I Knew Through Stand-up. And They Both In The Same Year Offered Me Parts On Their Programs Which Was Unbelievably Lucky And Fortuitous.

Every Year My Family Would Pile Into The Car For Our Vacation And Drive 80 Trillion Miles Just To Prove We Couldn't Get Along In Any Setting.