I'm Searching For Loopholes.

Thou Shalt Not Steal-only From Other Comedians.

If At First You Don't Succeed, Try, Try Again. Then Quit. There's No Point In Being A Damn Fool About It.

I Was Almost Put Out Of Business By A Well-meaning Corpse.

Just Like My Uncle Charlie Used To Say, Just Before He Sprung The Trap: He Said, "you Can't Cheat And Honest Man! Never Give A Sucker An Even Break Or Smarten Up A Chump!

If There's A Will, Prosperity Can't Be Far Behind.