I'm Southern Baptist, Not A Meteorologist.

A Good Marriage Is Like An Incredible Retirement Fund. You Put Everything You Have Into It During Your Productive Life, And Over The Years It Turns From Silver To Gold To Platinum.

I Run Me Like A Conglomerate, Because That's What I Am.

Nature's A Tranquilizer As You Get Older.

When I Was Just Starting Out In The Business, I Used To Love To Watch Lorne Greene Doing The Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. I Said Right Then, 'that's What I Want To Do Someday,' And It's Been One Dream That Has Come True.

I've Always Had A Reputation As A Buffoon.