I'm The Most Terrific Liar You Ever

Women Kill Me. They Really Do. I Don't Mean I'm Oversexed Or Anything Like That—although I Am Quite Sexy. I Just Like Them, I Mean. They're Always Leaving Their Goddam Bags Out In The Middle Of The Aisle.

Were Most Of Your Stars Out? Were You Busy Writing Your Heart Out?

The Great Gatsby' [...] Was My 'tom Sawyer' When I Was Twelve [....]

The More Expensive A School Is, The More Crooks It Has — I'm Not Kidding.

She Worries Over The Way Her Love For Me Comes And Goes, Appears And Disappears. She Doubts Its Reality Simply Because It Isn't As Steadily Pleasurable As A Kitten. God Knows It Is Sad. The Human Voice Conspires To Desecrate Everything On Earth.