I'm The White Mohammad Ali.

You Smell Like Crap So I Know You Don't Like Soap.

Yes I Have A Belt. I Wear Big Pants Because My Ass Is Huge. So I Can't Go To A Store By Off The Rack A Size That Is Appropriate For My Waist Because They Don't Fit My Ass!

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My Life Is Being Ruined By The Internet!

When You See Me On Tv, That's About As Close To My Real Personality As You Can Get.