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The Media Didn’t Hand It To Obama; After All, The Number One Cable News Channel, Fox, Is Right-wing. The Number One Newspaper, The Wall Street Journal, Also Has A Right-wing Editorial Slant (and Is Owned By The Same Guy Who Owns Fox News). The Number One Talk Radio Show Is Rush Limbaugh, And Sean Hannity Is Number Two, And Glenn Beck Is Number Three. When You Control All The Largest Media Outlets, It’s Time To Stop Grousing About Liberal Media Bias.

Ah Yes! Conservatives. Some Of The Finest Minds Of The 12th Century.

There's The Great Line: The Definition Of A Liberal Is Someone Who's Afraid To Take Their Own Side In A Fight. And That's My Problem With My Fellow Liberals.

North Carolina Senator Jesse Helms Has Signed A Deal With Random House To Write His Memoirs. Scholars Will No Doubt Benefit From The Reflections Of A Man Who Was Wrong On Every Major Issue For 40 Years. Helms' Aides Say The Proceeds From The Book Will Be Donated To The Non-profit Jesse Helms Center Where They Apparently Have More Experience Burning Than Publishing Them.

I Think Too Many Democrats Are Too Wimpy. But I Think They're Beginning To Toughen Up.