Intellectuals Never Sound More Foolish Than When

Skepticism Rather Than Credulity Is The Highest Principle That The Human Intellect Can Use To Ennoble Our Existence.

Whenever I Hear Some Bigmouth In Washington Or The Christian Heartland Banging On About The Evils Of Sodomy Or Whatever, I Mentally Enter His Name In My Notebook And Contentedly Set My Watch. Sooner Rather Than Later, He Will Be Discovered Down On His Weary And Well-worn Old Knees In Some Dreary Motel Or Latrine, With An Expired Visa Card, Having Tried To Pay Well Over The Odds To Be Peed Upon By Some Apache Transvestite.

High Moral Character Is Not A Precondition For Great Moral Accomplishments.

Everybody Does Have A Book In Them, But In Most Cases That's Where It Should Stay.

A Bit Of A Stomach Give A Chap A Position In Society.