It's Not Brain Surgery. It's Not Nuclear

How Is It That So Often . . . I Get The Feeling I've Worked Hard To Learn Something I Already Know, Or Knew, Once.

Some Of My Colleagues Want To Be The Anchorman On The Mount. Others See Themselves As The Ace Reporter. Because Of 60 Minutes, There's A Whole Herd Of Them Determined To Be The Grand Inquisitor And A Heady Number Want Only To Be The Friendliest Anchor On The Block. At Least One Wants To Be Jesus.

The Best Time To Laugh Is Anytime You Can.

When The Anchorman Is Wearing A Colonel's Uniform, It Tells You Something.

When There Is Good News, And It Is News , We Do Report It, But Usually News Is A Record Of Human Failure. Those Wanting To Celebrate Human Accomplishment Are, As Someone Said, Advised To Go To The Sports Section.