Just Because It's A Rat Race Doesn't

Putting People In A Room And Strapping Wires To Their Wrist To Find Out If I Make Them Tingle When I'm Telling Them About Beirut Is A Long Way From Edward R. Murrow.

A Few Weeks After My Surgery, I Went Out To Play Catch With My Golden Retriever. When I Bent Over To Pick Up The Ball, My Prosthesis Fell Out. The Dog Snatched It, And I Found Myself Chasing Him Down The Road Yelling "hey, Come Back Here With My Breast!"

Always Remember To Set A Place At The Table Of Life For The Unexpected Guest.

If You Don't Want To Get Old, Don't Mellow.

I Believe In Tomorrow And I Will Be Part Of It.