Just Went To The Gym And Worked

Concerned We're In A Time Where Politicians Can't Even Fake Sincerity. Aren't They Supposed To Be Good At That?

I Don't Censor Myself, But I Don't Want To Force My Sick-skewed Version Of The World, Either.

A Lot Of The Comedians Don't Even Tell The Joke. Like Only Three Tell The Joke, The Rest Of Them Dissect It.

The Comedy Store - All Three Rooms Were Filled With 800 People In The Room. And During That Time, All These Guys And Some Women, But Mostly Guys Who Weren't Funny Were Doing Stand Up For A Living; They Weren't Accountants, They Were Making $30-$50 Grand A Year On The Road, Or More.

My Haircutter Figured Out I Whine Less If I'm Under General Anesthesia. I Just Hope When I Awaken They Haven't Given Me A Brazilian Wax.