Know How And How Much To Tip

The Difference Between America And England Is That The English Think 100 Miles Is A Long Distance And The Americans Think 100 Years Is A Long Time. The Difference Between An Autobiography And An Unauthorized Biography Is Like The Difference Between An Account Of Your Life Written By Your Mother And One Written By Your Mother-in-law.

Know What To Do If You Feel Faint Or Dizzy, Especially If You Might Fall And Hit Your Head.

When Our Spelling Is Perfect, It's Invisible. But When It's Flawed, It Prompts Strong Negative Associations.

Success May Be The Ability To Be Happy With Whatever We're Stuck With.

Have Enough Sense To Know, Ahead Of Time, When Your Skills Will Not Extend To Wallpapering.