Losing Gracefully Is Commended But Never Chosen.

Those Who Follow Where Their Genitals Lead Them Often Wind Up In Tedious Company.

I Enjoy My Rights, But I Revel In My Privileges.

With Age, The Mind Grows Slower And More Wily.

Self-inflicted Misery Smirks Under Its Crown Of Thorns.

City Wits, Country Humorists.