Moral: Don't Try To Account For Anything.

Early To Bed And Early To Rise, And You'll Meet Very Few Of The Best People.

Do Unto Yourself As Your Neighbours Do Unto Themselves And Look Pleasant.

Never Pretend To Have Money Except When You Are In Straits. The Poor Man Who Pretends To Have A Bank Account Betters His Credit And Takes No Risk. But The Prosperous Individual Who Counts His Money In The Street, Forthwith Will Be Invited To Attend A Charity Bazaar.

Moral: It All Depends.

A Man Never Feels More Important Than When He Receives A Telegram Containing More Than Ten Words.