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It's Not Unsporting To Thrash A Cowardly Cad,' Said Simmons. 'everyone Knows You Don't Fight Like A Gentleman.' 'that Might Be Called An Oxymoron,' Ramses Said. 'oh--sorry. Bad Form To Use Long Words. Look It Up When You Get Home.' The Poor Devil Didn't Know How To Fight, Like A Gentleman Or Otherwise.

Husbands Do Not Care To Be Contradicted. Indeed, I Do Not Know Anyone Who Does.

In The Silence I Heard Bastet, Who Had Retreated Under The Bed, Carrying On A Mumbling, Profane Monologue. (if You Ask How I Knew It Was Profane, I Presume You Have Never Owned A Cat.)

I Disapprove Of Matrimony As A Matter Of Principle.... Why Should Any Independent, Intelligent Female Choose To Subject Herself To The Whims And Tyrannies Of A Husband? I Assure You, I Have Yet To Meet A Man As Sensible As Myself! (amelia Peabody)

Now, Mama, Papa, And Sir," Said Ramses, "please Withdraw To The Farthest Corner And Crouch Down With Your Backs Turned. It Is As I Feared; We Will Never Break Through By This Method. The Walls Are Eight Feet Thick. Fortunately I Brought Along A Little Nitroglycerin--" "oh, Good Gad," Shrieked Inspector Cuff.