Mother Goose Is On The Loose, Stealing

America Is Two Mack Trucks Colliding On A Superhighway Because All The Drivers Are On Amphetamines.

One Legged Veterans Will Greet The Dawn, And They're Whistling Marches As They Mow The Lawn, And The Gargoyles On Sit And Grieve.

So Do Your Duty, Boys, And Join With Prideserve Your Country In Her Suicidefind The Flags So You Can Wave Goodbyebut Just Before The End Even Treason Might Be Worth A Trythis Country Is Too Young To Diei Declare The War Is Overit's Over, It's Over.

I Can Spare A Dime, Brother, But In These Morally Inflationary Times, A Dime Goes A Lot Farther If It's Demanding Work Rather Than Adding To The Indignity Of Relief.

Leaving America Is Like Losing Twenty Pounds And Finding A New Girlfriend.