My Admiration For The Phenomenon Of Alcoholics

I Find It Next To Impossible To Remain Politely Silent When People Prate To Me About The Glory Of Being Given Another Chance To Live Happily Ever After!

There Are Zillions Of People Who Say That Alcoholism Is A Disease, But Not Many Of Them Believe It

I've Always Had Bronchitis. I've Been Administered The Sacrament Of Death Three Times For It

My Second Marriage Had A Lot To Do With Alcohol.

With Two Leftover Husbands To Account For, My Wicked Soul Has Just About Shriveled And Died