My Commentary's Hilarious, Not Witty.

Conversation Was Irrelevant. Only Pie Mattered.

Can't You . . . I Don't Know. Find A Hobby Or Something?" "being Charming Is My Hobby," Said Adrian Obstinately. "i'm The Life Of The Party— Even Without Drinking. I Wasn't Meant To Be Alone.

Rose, Do You Think I'd Do Anything That Would Hurt You.- Dimitri To Rose

Melbourne, I Always Knew You'd Need To Learn About This Kind Of Thing. I 'd Just Kind Of Hoped You'd Learn It On A Real Guy.

Who’s She? Just Another Ivashkov. There Are Tons Of Them. Probably Because All The Guys Like Adrian And Have All Sorts Of Illegitimate Children." "adrian Doesn’t Have Any Children." "that We Know Of.