My Husband Says I Look Like A

Being Born Was The Worse And The First Mistake I Ever Made. The Doctor Didn't Spank Me, He Just Slapped Me In The Face.

The Guitar Is My Favorite And The One, I Guess, I'm Best At. But I Play Enough Of The Different Instruments To Be Able To Write With Them And To, Hopefully, To Make Myself Look Impressive On Stage.

I've Struggled Enough In My Life To Be Appreciated And Understood. I've Had To Go Against All Kinds Of People Through The Years Just To Be Myself. I Think Everybody Should Be Allowed To Be Who They Are, And To Love Who They Love. I Don't Think We Should Be Judgmental. Lord, I've Got Enough Problems Of My Own To Pass Judgment On Somebody Else.

[on Being Overweight:] If I Tried To Haul Ass, I Would Have To Make Two Trips.

Some Of My Dreams Are So Big They Would Scare You.