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Do You Play Football For Pittsburgh? Then Why Are You Such A Steeler?!

I Completely Remember The Horror I Felt When My Pits Started Getting Hairy. I Would Walk With My Arms Pressed Against My Sides.

Are You A Peice Of Saran Wrap? No Well Then Why Are You Acting So Clingy?

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My Goal Is To Teach Readers How To Treat And Respect Themselves And Each Other In An Entertaining Way. I Do That In All Of My Books.