No One's A Virgin, Life Screws Us

My Crotch Is Like Scrambled Eggs

I Am Already Experiencing Something Better Than Being A Pop Star And That's Being A Father. It's The Best Job In The World. A Lot Of Work, But A Lot Of Fun.

I'm Not Good At Secrets, So Don't Tell Me Any.

Accept Life On Life's Terms And Just Let Things Go.

The Perfect Day Is Going To Bed With A Dream And Waking Up With A Purpose.