Oh, Wise Young Judge.

The One Bach Piece I Learnt Made Me Feel I Was Being Repeatedly Hit On The Head With A Teaspoon.

And No Bathroom On Earth Will Make Up For Marrying A Bearded Man You Hate.

And Who Says You Always Have To Understand Things? You Can Like Them Without Understanding Them -- Like 'em Better Sometimes.

Father Says Hot Water Can Be As Stimulating As An Alcoholic Drink And Though I Never Come By One...i Can Well Believe It.

Truthfulness So Often Goes With Ruthlessness.