One Cannot Rest Except After Steady Practice.

Never Pretend To Have Money Except When You Are In Straits. The Poor Man Who Pretends To Have A Bank Account Betters His Credit And Takes No Risk. But The Prosperous Individual Who Counts His Money In The Street, Forthwith Will Be Invited To Attend A Charity Bazaar.

In Scattering Seeds Of Kindness, Do It By Hand And Not By Machine.

Do Not Give Alms Promiscuously. Select The Unworthy Poor And Make Them Happy. To Give To The Deserving Is A Duty, But To Help The Improvident, Drinking Class Is Clear Generosity, So That The Donor Has A Right To Be Warmed By A Selfish Pride And Count On A Most Flattering Obituary.

The Time To Enjoy A European Trip Is About Three Weeks After Unpacking.

To Insure Peace Of Mind Ignore The Rules And Regulations.