One Man's Constant Is Another Man's Variable.

Syntactic Sugar Causes Cancer Of The Semicolon.

You Can Measure A Programmer's Perspective By Noting His Attitude On The Continuing Vitality Of Fortran.

Fools Ignore Complexity. Pragmatists Suffer It. Some Can Avoid It. Geniuses Remove It.

Learning French Is Trivial: The Word For Horse Is Cheval, And Everything Else Follows In The Same Way.

Adapting Old Programs To Fit New Machines Usually Means Adapting New Machines To Behave Like Old Ones.