Our Constitution Protects Aliens, Drunks And U.s.

America Is Becoming So Educated That Ignorance Will Be A Novelty. I Will Belong To A Select Few.

We Are Here Just For A Spell And Then Pass On. So Get A Few Laughs And Do The Best You Can. Live Your Life So That Whenever You Lose It, You Are Ahead.

Now If There Is One Thing That We Do Worse Than Any Other Nation, It Is Try And Manage Somebody Else's Affairs.

Never Miss A Chance To Shut Up

You Must Judge A Man's Greatness By How Much He Will Be Missed.