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Even Cats Grow Lonely And Anxious.

As Equality Increases, So Does The Number Of People Struggling For Predominance.

I Am Forbidden Sugar, Fat, And Alcohol. So Hooray, I Guess, For Oatmeal, Lemon Juice, And Chicken Soup.

Either Offer Me Something I Really Like, Or Stop Trying To Tempt Me.

Moralists Love To Discourse On The Hollowness Of Success; About The Hollowness Of Failure They Are Silent.