Self-reform Is The Only Kind That Works.

With Age, Comfort Becomes More Seductive Than Beauty.

I Am Too Impatient To Wait For Temptation To Come To Me.

The Magic Of Procedure: Do This After That And Thus Before So; Then Your Wish Will Be Granted.

Kindness Eases Everything Almost As Much As Money Does.

Enjoy The Insult As You Deliver It, Before You Learn Its Cost.