Sex Is Designed For People Who Like

It's Easy To Write When You've Nothing To Write About (that Is, When You Are Young).

When I Get Sent Manuscripts From Aspiring Poets, I Do One Of Two Things: If There Is No Stamped Self-addressed Envelope, I Throw It Into The Bin.-if There Is, I Write And Tell Them To F**k Off.

Deprivation Is For Me What Daffodils Were For Wordsworth.

Since The Majority Of Me Rejects The Majority Of You, Debating Ends Forthwith, And We Divide.'' Philip Larkin

You Can't Put Off Being Young Until You Retire.