Shut Your Damn Mouth.

I Awaken. I Consume Oxygen, Then Bacon, Eggs And Black Coffee, Then My Wife, Then Bacon.

I Have A Wonderfully Hedonistic Appetite, And If I Wasn't Really Strict With Myself, I'd Weigh 300 Pounds. I'm Not Good With Moderation.

With All Of The Visual Distraction Constantly Inundating Us In The Form Of Our Devices And Screens, I Really Derive A Great Deal Of Pleasure From Watching The Sun Rise And Set, Admiring Clouds As They Change Shape Across The Sky, Watching Tree Leaves And Blossoms Undulate In The Breeze....these Treats Foment An Ocular-cleansing Refreshment To My Way Of Thinking.

I Am A Saxophone Player.

If I Put Down My Tweeter Machine For A Minute, I Actually Can Communicate With People. As An Aside, Astonishingly, I Just Started Doing Twitter.