Since Life Itself Is Uncertain, Nothing Which

We Often Need Reminding Even If We Do Not Often Need Educating.

This Is My History; Like All Other Histories, A Narrative Of Misery.

Money And Time Are The Heaviest Burdens Of Life, And... The Unhappiest Of All Mortals Are Those Who Have More Of Either Than They Know How To Use.

I Am Willing To Love All Of Mankind, Except An American.

Every Man Is, Or Hopes To Be, An Idler.