Sometimes, You Get Too Hopped Up, Too

If You Don't Love The Dodgers, There's A Good Chance You May Not Get Into Heaven.

The Gym Teacher's Name Was Mr. Caruso. Mr. Caruso Did Not Speak English. He Spoke 'gym.' One Day I Was Playing Basketball And Mr. Caruso Told Me I Would Have To Get An Athletic Supporter. He Didn't Express Himself Exactly That Way, Though. He Said, 'hey, You, One Day You're Gonna Go Up For A Rebound And The Family Jewels Aren't Gonna Go With Ya.' I Had No Idea What He Was Talking About. Next Day I Showed Up For Practice Without My Watch And My Mezuzah. He Said, 'did Ya Take Care Of The Family Jewels?' I Said, 'i Left 'em In My Locker.' Took Us A Half Hour To Revive Mr. Caruso.

He (darryl Strawberry) Is Not A Dog; A Dog Is Loyal And Runs After Balls.

Everything I Have, I Owe To Baseball And The Dodgers.

I Firmly Believe That There Is A God. I Firmly Believe That There Is A Heaven. And I Firmly Believe That If You Go There, It's Gonna Be Great.