Success Is Always Less Funny Than Failure.

I Wasn't In Any Way A Kind Of Soothsayer Or Not Surprised When Sept. 11 Happened. I Was Absolutely Shocked.

As I Glanced At The Phraseology Of The Research Report, Dull And Unfathomable To Outsiders Like Me, I Thought That If You Have The Ambition To Become A Villain, The First Thing You Should Do Is Learn To Be Impenetrable. Don’t Act Like Blofeld—monocled And Ostentatious. We Journalists Love Writing About Eccentrics. We Hate Writing About Impenetrable, Boring People. It Makes Us Look Bad: The Duller The Interviewee, The Duller The Prose. If You Want To Get Away With Wielding True, Malevolent Power, Be Boring.

The Way I Portrayed The People Is Accurate. Because They're Human Beings And We Have A Kind Of Wonderful Capacity To Be Absurd And Ridiculous.

Trying To Prove You’re Not A Psychopath Is Even Harder Than Trying To Prove You’re Not Mentally Ill,’ Said Tony.

The Snowflake Never Needs To Feel Responsible For The Avalanche.