The Beginning, Middle, And End Are Parodied,

You Are So Tactful That I Have No Idea What You Want.

Good Places For Aphorisms: In Fortune Cookies, On Bumper Stickers, And On Banners Flying Over The Palace Of Free Advice.

Everyone Values The Good Nature Of A Man With A Gun.

Unlike The Actual, The Fictional Explains Itself.

Discontented Women Dream Of Being Rescued By Prince Charming. Discontented Men Dream Of Finding A Horny Blond In The Back Seat Ofa Taxi.