The Child Needs A Helping Hand Or

I Like To Sing Ballads The Way Eddie Fisher Does And The Way Perry Como Does. But The Way I'm Singing Now Is What Makes The Money.

I Wiggle My Shoulders, I Shake My Legs, I Walk Up And Down The Stage, I Hop Around On One Foot. But I Never Bump And Grind. Why, That's Vulgar. I'd Never Do Anything Vulgar Before An Audience. My Mother Would Never Allow It.

When We're Dancing It Almost Feels The Same, I've Got To Stop Myself From Whispering Your Name.

Until We Meet Again, May God Bless You As He Has Blessed Me.

I'll Never Make It, It Will Never Happen, Because They're Never Going To Hear Me 'cause They're Screaming All The Time.