The Funniest Jokes You Know Aren't From

If You Take 12 Waters From The Coconut - Not The Ones You Buy In The Store, Although That's Good - But The Fresh Coconuts, The Little Brown Ones With The Three Eyes, If You Take 12 Of Those Within 24 Hours, Your Blood Will Go Back To The Way It Was When You Were Born.

I Am Really Enjoying The New Martin Luther King Jr Stamp - Just Think About All Those White Bigots, Licking The Backside Of A Black Man.

Love Is Very Dangerous If You Just Have Love And Don't Have The Ability To Be Lovable.

At The Very Last Moment, Nature Would Force You To Blink Your Eye. Nature Will Protect Her Own.

Some Kind Of Way, We Have To Say Enough Is Enough.