The Playboy Calendar This Year Has Some

Did You Ever Figure To Be Living In A Time When Your Check Is Good, But The Bank Bounces?

Humor Starts Like A Wildfire, But Then Continues On, Smoldering, Smoldering For Years.

Summit Meetings Tend To Be Like Panda Matings. The Expectations Are Always High, And The Results Usually Disappointing.

Every Day I Get Up And Look Through The Forbes List Of The Richest People In America. If I'm Not There, I Go To Work.

Here's To All Volunteers, Those Dedicated People Who Believe In All Work And No Pay.