The Republicans Didn't Want The Government To

I Love Life... Well Yeah, And I'm Sad, But At The Same Time I'm Really Happy That Something Could Make Me Feel That Sad. It's Like, It Makes Me Feel Alive, You Know? It Makes Me Feel Human. And The Only Way I Could Feel This Sad Now Is If I Felt Somethin' Really Good Before. So I Have To Take The Bad With The Good, So I Guess What I'm Feelin' Is Like A, Beautiful Sadness.

It's An Afghanistan Goat, So It Can't Stay Here, Or Else It'll Choke On The Sweet Air Of Freedom.

My First Serious Girlfriend, When I Was 16, Was Mormon. I Went To Her House For 'family Home Evening,' And I Was Like, 'why Aren't You People Ignoring Each Other And Watching Television?'

My Dad Was Just A Big Joseph Campbell Nut.

A Scotch Buzz Is The Best Buzz In The World.