The Squirrel In My Yard Really Knows

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My Girlfriend Just Told Me I Am One Of The Smartest People She Knows. I Told Her, You Need To Meet Other People.

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It's So Nice To Share A Day As Beautiful As This One With Hundreds Of Thousands Of Reckless Drivers.

Yet There Are Some People - Steve Allen Would Dissect Comedy Forever; He's A Really Funny Guy, But He Would Love Talking About Comedy. I'm Doing It Right Now And You All Seem Bored.