The Tattooed Nation Will Live To Regret

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I Have Found Having My Dad As My North Star Has Worked Well For Me.

And So We Stayed Out In The Garden Of The Old House Until We Couldn't Kick A Ball, Laughing In The Gathering Twilight, Making The Most Of The Good Weather And All The Days That Were Left, Our Little Game Watched Only By Next Door's Cat, And Every Star In The Heavens.

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