The Ultimate Day Really Begins The Night

I Know I'm Drinking Myself To A Slow Death, But Then I'm In No Hurry.

If There Is A Streak Of Ham Anywhere In An Actor, Shakespeare Will Bring It Out.

The Wise Man Thinks Once Before He Speaks Twice.

But Ice-crunching And Loud Gum-chewing, Together With Drumming On Tables, And Whistling The Same Tune 70 Times In Succession, Because They Indicate An Indifference On The Part Of The Perpetrator To The Rest Of The World In General, Are Not Only Registered On The Delicate Surfaces Of The Brain But Eat Little Holes In It Until It Finally Collapses Or Blows Up.

You Might Think That After Thousands Of Years Of Coming Up Too Soon And Getting Frozen, The Crocus Family Would Have Had A Little Sense Knocked Into It.